Women genetically incapable of Harvard presidency

Look, you can't argue with science. Okay, you can, but why? You'll just lose anyway.

Men are also more adept than women at mentally rotating three-dimensional shapes on aptitude tests, Kinbote added. "You'd be surprised how often a university president needs to do this, and at Harvard the pressure is especially intense." Kinbote estimated that the president of Harvard spends roughly one-quarter of the working day mentally rotating complex, hypothetical three-dimensional shapes, "and that's not even counting all the time he needs to try to figure out why women aren't as skilled at abstract mathematical thought." -- Michael Berube